I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
Someone do one where they’re having sex with Sam and then their orgasm and vital signs go down.
HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
I’m laughing so hard
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
I hate that they cut this
#this is why she doesn’t like magic #she may have been jealous when she was younger #but we never knew her when she was older and accepted her sister as a witch #she saw the bad in magic whereas everyone else only saw the good #she probably thought if she could keep harry from magic she wouldn’t have to remember losing her sister every time she saw him #she was also bullied by snape using magic when she was younger #it probably killed her to find out snape was one of the people behind her sisters death when lily trusted him so much
Literally nothing good came from magic for Petunia. First Lily being magical meant they were separated like nine months out of the year. Second her sister got married and moved to a magical village. Third, the one other magical person that Petunia knew got her sister killed. The end.
No no no no no stop it
Stop trying to make me pity/love characters I don’t likeyou should be happy to know that a character has depth
man gravity looked so different before they finished the effects
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS